Sunday 10 July 2011

Cottages :D

Ohkaay so EVERYBODY has a cottage right? Well most people anyway, including me :D
In fact, that's where I am now! WOOT :D Summer time at da cottage :) With my good friend Jukia.

Ah, so you see, yesterday I took my first swim in Lake Simcoe ( or however you spell it) aand BOOOY it was coooollddd. But, we survived Jukia and I. In fact, we decided to go in again! Why am I rambling about swimming in some lake? Well because I feel like it. And its fun XD

So cottage's. A place where you can relax and sit by a lake doing absouloutly nothing. Well for most of the time anyway. Also a place where you can be a pig and raid the convienence store. YEEEESS CANDY FOR ALLL <3
As you can see I'm a little hyper, or as my friend Ley likes to say "high on life" in which I TOTALLY agree with her. ITS SUMMER 2011 PEOPLE GO OUT AND ENJOY IT <3
Later I will go on a boat ride up here at my luuurvly cottage :) In case whoever's reading this and is thinking "Well I've never been on a boat before". Im sorry that is just sad. Please, I beg you, go out and do it. The wind through your hair, the hard bumps from the boat smacking against the water, and the giant airborne feeling you get when you go over cruiser waves and yell " WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! "
Yeah, well I've never actually done the WOO part but instead I hung on for my dear life and silently prayed I wouldnt die with tears slowing dripping down my face.
So now that you've heard about my expierences on the boat, dont you wish you could go out and do JUST that? You see, you can also go tubing or water skiing if you have a boat. Tubing is honestly the most AMAZIGN thing in the world, and dont ever dare try telling me it's not. Im tellign you right now. Tubing cannot be beaten.

I have this story about tubing. From when I was either 10 or 11 I cant remember, but I was up at my friend's cottage on this beautiful teeny tiny little lake. My friend and I decided to go tubing but to our dismay they only had a 1 person tube :O
So we squeezed. Yes figure it out. We went together, on a one person tube. Think. We werent that small anymore, i mean we were atr the blossoming stage! So you can imagine how terrifed we were when the boat started to pick up speed and my butt was hanging over the edge slapping against the water. WE onyl went twice out of the 2 days we spent at her cottage, and guess how many times I managed to fall off? 10! Yes you read right 10. I counted. Boy that was fun! WOOT !
Okay I'll stop rambling now. Jukia is probs getting bored listening to the slap of the keys on my keyboard.
Ta Ta for now lovelies xoxxoox <3

Thursday 7 July 2011

Fat Unicorns and Midgets. Yes, VERY rare to find :O

If any of you decided to bother reading about me in my little bio thingy you would have notcied I said a little something about a Fat Unicorn and Midget. Yes you hear me right. YOu were probably thinking "well what the heeelll is she talking about ?" WEll. I am talking about A fat Midget named.... Hollister. a.k.a one of my best friends. But none of YOU may refer to her as Fat Midget. YOu only get the privilige of caling her Hollister. Hahahahahahahahahahahaaaahahaa yea. Sucks for you.

Well would you like to now how this nickname for her started? Doesnt matter cause your gonna hear it anyway ;)
The brilliant nickname Fat Midget was made up by none other than MOI (Fat Unicorn). You see, Hollister had this lovely picture of her that made her, simply put, look like a fat midget! It was the LOVELY day of haloween and lil cutie midget decided to be SUPER WOMAN! WOOT! Which means, yes, she was wearing a super woman costume. How cute is THAT? Wearing a super woman costume AND looking like a fat midget? I cant think of anything better to be honest ;) So therefore came the following nicknames all based on this picture: Super Midge, Mudge, Fat Midget, Midget and probably a ton others but considering that it's 10:48 in the morning and i just got up, I can't think of them :P

Okay, yes i know now I must talk about how I got the name Fat Unicorn. To be completley honest, I'm not really sure how I got it! I think me and Mudge were talking about her being Super Midge in class and she decided to call me a Fat Gerbel/hamster/fluffy Unicorn. She also decided to write this all over my agenda :O Well, yes, she cut it down to Fat Unicorn. Along with Fat Unicorn, I also have a few more names Mudge enjoy's calling me like: Yewnss (short for Unicorn), Iguana (NO clue how she got that), dragon ( once again. Mudge is crazy), and lizard. Yea quite a variety of names there eh? I also have an ADORABLE picture to go with mine. I just might show you! It is a thing of pure beauty, and to add I must say it portrays me VERY well.



Yes. This is my picture of a Fat Unicorn. Study it. Learn it. Love it.
Alright so I have explained about the Fat Midge and Fat Unicorn buisness. Now you know!
Lucky you! Because only few select people know the true reason behind these silly/wonderful names.
Do feel special!
Ta Ta for now ! xoxoxo <3
(P.S To refer to my title. We are a VERY rare speciman. Just ask anyone that knows us. Im sure theyll agree ;)


Wednesday 6 July 2011

Haircuts :/

Okay so here's the thing with haircut's. Theyre either really good or really bad. Theres no in between with these things.
I had a haircut today. It did NOT go the way I wanted it too. Maybe the way my mom wanted it too but certainly not me. You see, i look a bit of a fright. My hair is too straight against my head. Kinda like leggings that are too tight on a fat girl. Not attractive right? Yea.
Originally, i had luscious long blonde hair. Halfway-down my back. yea sounds pretty nice right? Okay maybe i was exaggerating just a little bit. But it was pretty nice. I did have a few split ends too. But its natural it wasnt THAT bad.
oh god am i really ranting about hair ?
aah weeel.
continuing . SO now it had about 3 inches off of it and not halfway down my back. I like my hair so this has displeased me very much.
Okay enough about my hair thats all im going to say for now.
Ta Ta for now! :D xoxox

Monkey Flailing Shoe Robots

Yes this blog name is Monkey Flailing Shoe Robots. Why? Because it is completely random just like this blog :D If your looking for something specific her then you might as well click the back page button. This is me ranting on about random crap that doesnt make any sense and has no specific  topic.

Let's start off with me talking about my inspirations :D
My good friend *whos name i will not say * helped me choose my suuupeeer full of awsomosoity name. I was talking to him, completely stumped with no idea what I would call this blog. It had to be cool, and someting that would attract people not turn them and away and be like " honestly. this blog sucks and so does the name". I told this good friend of mine " It needs to be completely random with words that dont even make sense put together!" And my ohh my did he do that for me! He is a genius in my mind and I think it is a BRILLIANT name. Props bro <3

Secondly my username, Rumbleinthejungle. Yes. It says RUMBLE IN THE
JUNGLE. This, my friends, is an inside joke i have with too very good friends of mine Ley and Weasel. The base of this joke was from a class trip to a little town in Quebec called Tadoussac. I dont know if thats spellt write but i am WAY to lazy to fix it so suck it up ;O
My two friends and I were having a jolly old good time in our room around 10 or 11 at night, just fooling around and doing random crap when we were supposed to be sleeping ( but lets be honest here No one sleeps on class trips) My good friend Ley and I decided to attack our friend weasel. You see, these hotel rooms had only 2 beds so two of us were forced to sleep together ( and crap cable in french to add on to it). That night Ley and I had decided to attack our good friend weasel in her bed. Ley creeped up silently with me behind her and we pounced on her pretending to be animals and going full out on her. ( yes this is EXTREMELY loserish but let me tell you. This was in grade 7. )
Ley and then went back to our own bed and started to chant " Rumble in the jungle, hear the lions ROAAAAARRRRR"
but quite loud not quietly.
Yes i know ive bored you enough with this story so I'll stop now. I just felt the need to explain my random names XD

So if your bored already my random stories and no specific topic i suggest you leave now. Or not if you enjoyed it :D Who knows how much ill write a day. Once, Twice 1092750987980q27482184748 times :D Depends on how im feeling. It kinda feels like an online journal buuut not the same kind of stuff will be written here ;)
Imma go now. Ill probs write later after I get my haircut * sighs dramatically*. Yes there is a story behind that too. But this is turning into a pretty long post so I better stop now. Maybe ill start a new one :D or not.... :O
only time will tell.................
XD sorry i had to include somethingg cornballs there.
Im done now :) xox